Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Happy Valentine's Day!


Another year, another Valentine's, another shameless excuse to by your girlfriend, finance, or wife an overpriced gift in the hope for sex.

I swear, the older I get, the less difference I see between prostitution and legit relationships, save that prostitutes are cheaper and actually look after a man's need without all the baggage... we'll, except for herpes.

Occupational hazard.

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