Despite my best lazy-assed efforts, Telly has managed to avoid my primate ninja assassins and cheat death for yet another year. Since we couldn't get ride of him here at Arbiter's Judgement, I suppose that means we have to acknowledge him.
So, happy birthday you crazy wanker, and may you finish your spec. ed classes soon and be free to go out into the world and enjoy the many shiny objects that await you.
Now maybe if we ignore him he'll go away and age quietly while nibbling on the birthday cupcake we made him. I commissioned one of his classmates to create it as a perfect likeness in his honour.
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Mmmm... cupcake.
-The Staff
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